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You're a Dumb Fuck

Posted at 10:32 AM on April 05, 2009 Comments comments (0)

aka a UNC Fan. What the hell?


About me not liking Zac Efron:

maybe its cause your black?

Seriously?


So I didn't know he was a UNC fan. That changes the whole game. I can't stand them or anything associated with them (besides MJ), so I'm ready for this to be over. His attempt at making it better:

cant i like unc a little bit?
4:34 PMjust a little?
4:35 PMi mean minnesota got theyre ass stomped
4:35 PMand unc is in the championship game
4:35 PMsorry duke didnt pan out but im not really sure which shade of blue is better
4:36 PMlady lady, dont be mad at me
4:36 PMcant you handle a little competition babes?
4:37 PMi mean i know your bball team cant but im sure you can
4:38 PMgawd its like i slept with you and told you i had hiv the day after


No. You can't not like UNC. Even a little bit. You aren't really sure which shade of blue is better? IT IS DUKE BLUE AND NOT BITCH BLUE. You know my basketball team can't handle competition but you're sure I can? GET HERPES IN YOUR MOUTH.


Dear John Wall,

Posted at 08:19 PM on April 01, 2009 Comments comments (0)

Dear John Wall,

Yo, dude, I hear you're pretty good. Great, even. That if we manage to snag you that it's possible that we'll have the best recruiting class for 2010. No lie, that's fucking legit. You know I'm a huge fan of any opportunity to make my team better. But let me just say that you need to get your shit together. All this holding out and indecision? That's not fucking fly. It makes me weary about you. I get it. Deciding where to go to college is a huge decision. Even as a student, it's a big deal. As a highly recruited athlete, I can't even begin to imagine the pressure. I know what Duke can offer you. I know what you can offer Duke. I'm just not sure that both of those things will ultimately mesh together. But if you know where you're going already, then I'm going to need you to bloody say that already. I'm tired of the drama. Stop jerking us around. I don't appreciate it.


<3,

Britt

Don't You Dare Leave

Posted at 01:36 PM on March 28, 2009 Comments comments (0)

Since March of 2006, I've been in love with Gerald Henderson. That is just fact. I knew he was going to be my favorite. Until this season, the majority of that was purely on his looks. Then he decided this was going to be his year. He made the decision to put our team on his back and carry us to the top. The only problem is that he didn't. Brother didn't even come close. Now, I'm not trying to blame G. Basketball is a team effort, but don't say that we can come to you and don't deliver. Don't put yourself in a position to be our all and then fuck up.


I've heard multiple rumors (more than I have in past years) about him leaving and jumping to the NBA. G is a great player. He's explosive in all the right ways. But if he leaves after this year, he is the biggest bitch on the face of the planet. He came to Duke to win a championship. So far, he's only won the ACC. That shouldn't be enough for him. If he leaves having a final game in which he only made 1 field goal and scored only 7 points. Four of which from the free throw strike, then I hope he flops in the NBA.


I love Duke first and players second. I have not forgotten that. I will not forget that. I will not be able to accept it if he turns his back on this team. On it's fans. On me.


He better not fucking leave.

That is all.