The Mok Spot

Since I'm always talking shit about how I'll write a book. I need to get some of these theories out there.

If a guy seems to good to be true, then first of all he is. But if he is all that then his fatal flaw is either one of two things: He has a small dick or he is a wife beater.

One of the fundamental differences between men and woman is that men are stupid. This stupidness is created in their penis. The bigger the penis, the more stupid you can expect him to be.

Stuffed animals are a serious step in a relationship. It is hard to go back from the introduction of a stuffed friend. Much like having a pet together.

Homeroom "Something": Don't date anyone with the same/similar last name as you. If they would have been in your homeroom based on alphabetical order by last name, then stay away.

If all else fails when a child is upset/having a tantrum, then just let them tire themselves out until they sleep.